The Infamous Middle Finger florida babe

hola.. Drew . June 29 . Cat . I have lady parts and I'm deleting my tumblr soon and making a new one because this looks basic 'af.


..ive got a secret.. its on the tip of my tongue, its on the back of my lungs and im gunna keep it.. I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW..

Posted: August 8st
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awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

Posted: August 8th
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Posted: August 8th
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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

No matter how many times I see this, I still can’t decide whose face is the best.

Posted: August 8th
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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

Posted: August 8th
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treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

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If you don’t reblog this, then you hate Harry Potter.

harrypotternextgenerationfreak:

mylifeisleamichele:

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I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

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FOREVER REBLOG

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well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I? 

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I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

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FOREVER REBLOG

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Who wouldn’t reblog this?

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Well that escalated quickly…. <3

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Posted: August 8th
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slugbox:

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

Posted: August 8th
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prettyboyshyflizzy:

zellehc:

snizzydoesit:

jcoleknowsbest:

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emeraldjade:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

*screaming*

Awww he said, “yeah, my nigga cute.”

So you, cis hetero, guys can actually share this sentiment?! Recognize that another man is attractive? Or did it only happen here for the vine? 

That actually always do… they just say it in slick ways.. cause fragile masculinity..

…… The last 2 comments though….. THE FUCK IS YALL TALKIN BOUT

They did do quite a lot here

cis hetero

sounds like something i order at a greek restaurant

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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Posted: August 8th
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vinegod:

What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Posted: August 8th
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porphyriasuicide:

robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

Oh man I’m dying XD.

Posted: August 8th
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dulect:

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koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far way to go.

I would reblog this a thousand times over

also Ke$ha was a song writer for britney spears